Alright…this girl and i went out for coffee about 2 weeks ago, and she is rude, but i still like flirting/messing with her (not sexually, just in a flirty way). Also…we have a class together. Here is our text conversation. She’s obviously being a biiiitch, and I need your advice on what to text back to her. I want to blow her off and let her know that I do NOT like her.
me: your cute when you try to act tough. really, you should have been on “Kids Say the Darnest things” 
her: grrrrrawr
me: is that your mating call sound? i didn’t know you thought of me that way. i’m flattered!
her: Oh my god youre so weird Allen, and yes, that is your new name
me: you love it
her: lol you wishhh
me: lol you big flirt. when are we going to ride scooters again?
her: im not a big flirt 
and NEVER.
im thinking of texting her back: *yawn*
or: “your personality is one of a kind.”
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You call that being a betch?
how bout bikes lol or ur personality is one of a kind
You’ll probably think I’m Hitler compared to her.
She’s not being a bitch…
And it totally sounds like you’re flirting with her sexually. Those are not things you say to someone you dislike.
You sound like a douchebag.
Actually she sensed your sarcasm and your pig attitude! She had every right to say what she said and oh yeah YOU’RE SO WEIRD ALLEN!
I love middle school convos
i like the bike idea lol